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Thank you.

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I'm running late for church, so it's
time to get up.

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Mom, come on.

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It's my weekend.

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It's my weekend, too. It's not my idea.

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But Dad's already freaking out.

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Why do you always stress about going to
church?

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I don't know.

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It's like ruining the weekend, having to
get up on Sunday to go to church.

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I just live here.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I appreciate that.

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Solidarity. Yeah.

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Sorry.

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And, you know, some things just aren't
worth fighting over.

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But time to get dressed. I don't know if
you have time for a shower anymore.

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All right. I will.

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All right.

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I'm up. I'll get up. Okay. Thank you.

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Love you, Mom. I love you.

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Hey, Mom.

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Hey, honey. You finished?

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No, I'm kind of thinking I need to miss
church today.

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That's not going to happen, because you
already missed last week. We all did.

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I'm kind of having some problems,
though, Mom, and it's probably better I

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don't go to church.

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What kind of problems?

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Guy problems, Mom, maybe. I don't know
if you'd understand, but...

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You know, something I probably
shouldn't... You're going to have to

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give me more than that if you want me to
intervene with the big guy.

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Both big guys. Yeah, the big guy and
then the big, big guy.

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Morning Wood.

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That's your problem that you can't go to
church because you have Morning Wood?

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Yeah, Mom. You want me to tell your dad
that you have Morning Wood and that's

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why you're too aroused for Jesus today?
I wasn't hoping... I was hoping you

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wouldn't tell me, but...

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I don't think he's going to go for that.

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I don't know what to do. I've been
trying to get rid of it for the last

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half hour.

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Well, try harder, I guess. I

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don't know. I'm not a dude, but I think
it, I mean, we're,

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you're wasting time right now, so go
whack it out or whatever the kids say.

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Quickly.

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If that doesn't make it worse.

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All right, Mom, I'm going to hurry.

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Okay. Jump top. Jump top, little buddy.

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Oh, jeez.

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Mom. Mom.

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Why don't you tell us?

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You didn't need the towel, I think.

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Well, that wasn't... Are you done yet?

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No, I'm still... Well, baby.

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What do you want me to do? I told you
I'm trying.

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Time's wasted.

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Well, I can't... Are you going to walk
around a church like this? What will

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Jesus think?

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I don't know. He was a guy.

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Um... What are you doing, Mom?

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You used to love these.

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You were quite the mom this boy back in
the day.

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Yeah, that's, um... Oh, wow.

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That's gotten bigger.

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If you're offering to help, I'll take
it.

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Oh, my God, Mom.

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I just meant to show you the cleavage.

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I guess you've seen my nipples before,
especially.

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Oh, my God, Mom.

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They used to be where you'd eat. Aww.

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We used to hang out, and you would just
suck on my titties for so long. Oh, my

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God, Mom.

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You were a comfort feeder, and you just
lay right here.

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Oh, my God, Mom.

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Is that a little motivation?

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It's definitely helping.

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It's definitely helping, Mom.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, these sensitive little nipples.

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I've been doing the Stairmaster a lot
lately.

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It's been working on the booty.

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Oh, let me see the booty, please, Mom.

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Oh, God.

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Help me come up with these. Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah.

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Oh, that's good, baby. Stroke it. That's
so good.

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Oh, God.

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Dad's not going to find out about this,
is he, Mom?

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No. Dad will never find out about this.
No one can find out about this. Oh, God.

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I'm getting close. I'm getting so close.
Okay.

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I brought a towel, so you just let me
know.

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Oh, God. Does this help a little?

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Yes.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, I got to be quiet. Shh, sorry.

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Oh, God.

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Oh,

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okay. I'm going to come.

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I'm going to come. Okay.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, my God.

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Thank you, Mom.

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You're welcome. I'll get ready for
church.

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I guess I'm going to be looking forward
to Sundays from now on.

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Thanks for your help, Mom.

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I'll get ready.

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I love you.

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I love you too, Mom.

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Yes,

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ma'am.

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Hey, Mom.

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Time for church again.

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Please get up.

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I'm having the same problem I had last
week.

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Your man problem?

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I'm trying to take care of it right now.

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Okay.

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Is Dad rushing like normal?

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Yeah, of course. He wants to be on time.

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Is there any way you can help me like
you did last week?

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I can try to interfere with your dad and
keep him busy and stall as long as I

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can. I was thinking more like...

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What you did last time with maybe
opening your robe a little bit?

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Uh-huh. It helped.

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I've been going at this for a few
minutes now, Mom, and it's not going

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away.

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I'm just trying to think of anything I
can do.

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Well, I didn't really like that.

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Well, we're in a situation, though.

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Come on, Mom. You just keep doing that.

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And, um... Oh,

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God.

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I don't know. This is not good.

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This is not what we're supposed to be
doing on Jesus Day.

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Uh... Jesus Day... Uh, in the sake...
For the sake of your father not

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losing his shit.

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Uh... Okay.

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Right? Yeah, that's it.

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Okay.

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And... Is it helping?

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Yeah, that'd be great.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay.

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I'm kind of in a hurry.

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I know, I'm hurrying, Mom. Just show me
a little bit more, please.

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I'm trying to get this done over here
for you.

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Well, I mean, we're both going to get
berated and yelled at.

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I know, I know. We're holding things up.

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Oh, crap.

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Oh, shit, oh, shit. Is that Dad?

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Oh, God.

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Oh, the phone.

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Yeah. Yeah, he's up.

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No, honey, he's up. He's fine.

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We're fine.

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He'll be ready on time.

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I know.

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Okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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You gotta speed it up.

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I'm trying to go as fast as I can, Mom.

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I don't know what else to do.

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I mean... It's not working, Mom.

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It's gonna take too long.

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I don't know what else to do, Mom.

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I'm doing my best to stroke it.

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Can you help me or something?

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I'm... I feel like I'm helping more than
an appropriate amount already, okay?

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Yeah, but, I mean... My hand's getting
tired, but...

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It's not going away.

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I don't know what else to do, Mom.

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Dad's getting pissed. We're taking too
long.

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Faster?

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I don't know.

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Please,

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Mom. So we can get to church. Help me
out.

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So we can get to church.

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Yeah.

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That's such a sinful, terrible line to
be using.

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Oh, well.

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But...

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And unfortunately is the truth, I guess,
in this situation.

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Because there will be hell to pay.

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Okay? Is that good?

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Need a day from there? No, I need more.

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You should take your robe off. It'll be
easier then.

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Okay.

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It's kind of cold in here, but... Just
like

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that, Mom.

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Keep going.

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Okay.

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So,

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we got into the next room.

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And we're supposed to be at church right
now.

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Here we are.

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That's different.

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I've got to put my leg up or something.

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Okay.

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You want to crawl up on the bed all the
way, Mom? It might be easier.

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Um... I don't know if that's a relative
term, but... Okay.

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It's a little easier.

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Oh, sorry.

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Okay.

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Yeah, keep doing that, Mom. That'll
help.

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Okay.

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I guess I have to be quiet.

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for helping me come before church, but I
might appreciate it.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, that's it.

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That's one of the weirder things we've
done as a family, but I guess to keep

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the peace, mothers have to do all kinds
of things.

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Um, to help me finish faster, can we
try, like, a different position,

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basically, just to get it over with?

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Uh, Okay Here

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we go,

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okay

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Better

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visual

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manner visual visual thing really shaky

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Just worried about your dad.

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Coming for church.

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That's good. Coming for Jesus.

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What do you think, babe?

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You getting... Am I helping?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can
tell.

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Okay.

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Oh, yeah?

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Alright, alright, alright.

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Ah, don't make a mess. Please, don't
make a mess.

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Ah.

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Ah. Oh, God.

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Okay. Oh, God. Yeah.

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Alright. I will, uh... I'll get ready
for church.

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Thanks for your help, Mom. I appreciate
it.

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You're welcome.

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Hey, Mom.

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Time to get up for church.

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Okay.

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Do you think you can help me like you
did last week?

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No.

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Why not, Mom?

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Because that was weird.

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And you're a big boy.

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You can take care of this on your own.

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We're not going to get into this weird
habit.

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Okay.

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If you say so, I guess.

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Yeah, I say so. Is Dad freaking out
about going to church?

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Of course.

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Oh, God.

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Um, and Grandma's going to be joining us
this morning, so it really can't be

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late. Ready?

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Yeah, okay, fine. I'll get ready.

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Okay, um, I'm going to jump in the
shower.

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All right.

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I'll come in after you're done. Okay,
bye.

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Hey,

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Mom. Hi.

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What's up?

265
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,500
Um...

266
00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:42,330
Dad's freaking me out. He's rushing.

267
00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:44,410
He's saying we're going to be late. And
you're naked.

268
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,350
Yeah. I can't get this to go away.

269
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:49,850
Okay.

270
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,630
Can I have one second?

271
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:54,670
Dad's going nuts out there.

272
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,430
And he says we're going to be late and I
need to get in the shower.

273
00:17:58,430 --> 00:17:59,430
Okay.

274
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:02,150
So you got to take care of this?

275
00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:06,790
Well, I'm trying to, but I told you it
takes me a while. And I really honestly

276
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:07,790
need your help again.

277
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,940
I know you said you didn't want to. You
wanted to get into a routine and all

278
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:13,140
that, but I don't know what else to do.

279
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,760
Okay. Where's your lube?

280
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:19,540
I don't have any. I had to leave it in
the room. Dad was, like, going nuts in

281
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:22,960
there about me being late for church, so
I don't have any lube.

282
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:32,260
Um, we're wasting time. What do you
need? Some girls sometimes use

283
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,480
their mouths to help guys.

284
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,280
This is for church, Mom. I'm trying to
get to church on time.

285
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:38,959
Uh-huh.

286
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,100
Yeah.

287
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,920
Um, sorry, I'm just hearing your father
losing his shit in the back of my mind.

288
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:52,760
Uh, I guess... Sit back for a second.

289
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,020
One second. You finish yourself in the
shower.

290
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,360
Yeah, yeah. You know the deal.

291
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,760
This is exceedingly weird. This is
exceedingly weirder than the other

292
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,760
things we've done.

293
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,500
Can I at least? He's trying to get to
church, Mom.

294
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,480
Nobody appreciates that shit. Okay.

295
00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:12,699
Like that?

296
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:13,700
All done?

297
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,920
Gotta keep going longer than that, Mom.

298
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,760
I don't know.

299
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,340
I never really liked this. I don't have
much spit.

300
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,600
Just keep going, Mom. Just like that.
Just keep going.

301
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,920
You have a very big dick.

302
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,480
Mm-hmm.

303
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,880
Wait till Mother's Day.

304
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,500
Your ass is grass.

305
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:51,740
You're doing chores for a month. Uh-huh.
Whatever you say, Mom. Just keep going.

306
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,260
You better get straight A's this
semester.

307
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,200
I don't want to hear any bullshit.

308
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,600
More? Yes, Mom.

309
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,290
Is that even good?

310
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,970
Yeah, it feels great. Just keep going.
I'm sure it won't take long.

311
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:18,190
I don't even know the last time I did
this.

312
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:21,350
And on Jesus' day.

313
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,930
Oh, shit, Mom. I think I hear Dad coming
up the stairs.

314
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:25,330
What the fuck?

315
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,530
Okay.

316
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:27,810
Go to your room.

317
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:33,450
Go to my room? Go to your room, I guess.
I don't know. And I'll... Do you want to

318
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,450
help me finish in there at least?

319
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:36,170
Yeah, I'll meet you in there in a
second. Okay.

320
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,459
You need help?

321
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,460
Yeah, Mom.

322
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,720
That's what's getting it over with.

323
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,900
So we can get to church.

324
00:20:57,060 --> 00:21:02,800
I really

325
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,320
appreciate it, Mom.

326
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,920
If your dad asks, I want jewelry for my
birthday.

327
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,180
Okay.

328
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:11,460
And a new car.

329
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,340
And I want grandkids in the next five
years or so.

330
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,600
Okay.

331
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,340
Let's just focus on getting to church,
Mom.

332
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,840
Oh, God.

333
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,320
I feel like this is a good time to make
demands.

334
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:27,620
Uh-huh.

335
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,640
Mm-hmm.

336
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,420
I got a hurt in my throat.

337
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,180
Do the girls do it like that?

338
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400
Uh-huh.

339
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,380
Keep going just like that, Mom. Uh-huh.

340
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,520
Can I just lick it for a bit?

341
00:21:55,980 --> 00:22:02,920
Just keep going on it, go fast on it, go

342
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:03,920
fast.

343
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,240
There you go, there you go.

344
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:28,190
I think I taste... I don't know.

345
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,270
Salty pre-cum.

346
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:35,050
Does that mean you're getting close?

347
00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:37,830
Just keep calling mom, please.

348
00:23:06,739 --> 00:23:10,540
Mom, I'm getting close.

349
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,640
Oh, God, Mom, I'm getting really close.

350
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,160
I'm not going to swallow it. Come on,
Mom, please.

351
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,480
Fuck!

352
00:23:30,439 --> 00:23:33,460
Oh my god.

353
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,580
I almost drowned.

354
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,320
Alright.

355
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,600
I'll get ready for church now.

356
00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:43,860
Okay.

357
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,579
Hey, Mom.

358
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,339
Hey, honey.

359
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:58,360
Is it time for church?

360
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,580
No, not today.

361
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,240
Oh, why? What's up?

362
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,680
Dad and I got in a fight, and I told him
where he could stick it, and that he

363
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,460
needed to just go to church by himself
today.

364
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,180
Oh, I thought I heard him pulling out. I
didn't know that was Dad leaving for

365
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:20,820
church. Yes. So that means I get the day
off. I don't have to get up early and go

366
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,519
back to sleep?

367
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,620
Yeah, I guess so. Oh, thanks, Mom.

368
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,100
That's awesome.

369
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,290
You're welcome.

370
00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:27,830
Jesus will understand.

371
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,250
Yeah, this time.

372
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:37,050
Since it's Sunday, though, do you think
you could still help me?

373
00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:42,090
Well... Come on.

374
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:44,070
I guess we're home alone.

375
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:46,250
Yeah, a little Sunday tradition alive.

376
00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:48,670
And your dad is such a shithead.

377
00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:50,710
Um... Come on.

378
00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:53,720
Keep our Sunday traditional alive.

379
00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:55,440
Yeah, I'm going to take the rope off,
too.

380
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,520
Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

381
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,600
Yeah? Yeah.

382
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,820
Oh, I'm going to bed, man.

383
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,180
Don't mind if I do.

384
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,680
Oh, my God. You want a little help
getting... Yes. Well, it looks like

385
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,480
you're pretty well started here, but...

386
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,900
Did it actually help last time? Yeah.
Come on.

387
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,640
Stop teasing me and just do it.

388
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,340
Oh, you're so mean.

389
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,940
I don't think this is mean.

390
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,440
Oh, God. Thank you, Mom.

391
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,400
Do it for Jesus.

392
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:39,020
Help me come for Jesus, Mom.

393
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,380
I meant what I said about your dad not
being nearly this big. I don't know

394
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,380
where you got that.

395
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,980
Maybe your uncle.

396
00:26:58,820 --> 00:26:59,940
Jesus Christ.

397
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:04,820
More?

398
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,900
Yes, please.

399
00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,180
Yes, please.

400
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,060
Best?

401
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,780
Oh, let me try it off the side of the
bed again. That felt so good last time.

402
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,500
Come on.

403
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,500
Oh, there you go.

404
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,360
Oh,

405
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,840
just do it. Oh, just like that.

406
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,040
Oh, yes.

407
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,540
I don't know about all this.

408
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,200
This is what the kids are doing these
days.

409
00:28:35,879 --> 00:28:37,140
You're so bad

410
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,380
please let me slow down okay oh

411
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:15,060
that's good

412
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:21,780
oh my god that's good okay my favorite
I'm gonna turn around hold on just a

413
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:22,780
second

414
00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:20,489
make me come.

415
00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:21,790
Can you do it off the side of the bed?

416
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:24,030
You want to do it off the side of the
bed?

417
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:25,270
Yeah.

418
00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:20,190
I can't believe instead of going to
church, we're fucking on Jesus' day.

419
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,409
Oh,

420
00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:29,890
your

421
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:31,670
dad would be so fucking pissed.

422
00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:34,710
Oh, baby.

423
00:31:36,050 --> 00:31:37,050
Fuck,

424
00:31:37,290 --> 00:31:38,550
yeah. Oh, baby.

425
00:33:11,370 --> 00:33:12,370
Oh, my God.

426
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:15,110
Oh, I can't believe my son fucks me so
good.

427
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,770
Oh, that's a knee dick.

428
00:33:17,970 --> 00:33:21,330
Oh, my God. Here it comes. Here it
comes. You ready? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

429
00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:22,350
Come for me. Come for me. Oh,

430
00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:26,390
yeah.

431
00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:29,650
I

432
00:33:29,650 --> 00:33:37,110
love

433
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:38,110
you, Mom.

434
00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:39,370
I love you, baby.

435
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,200
Frick.